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I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
by innmypusay May 17, 2022
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Put Your Dick on the Table

A phrase used to convey "going all out" or "laying it all on the line"; leaving nothing behind, trying one's hardest
Shit dude, with 2 weeks left in the fantasy league you're going to have to Put Your Dick on the Table
by shit_tits4 November 15, 2010
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Put it in my ass

When a wife is having sex with her husband and wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, she will typically instruct him to put it in her ass.

This expression has come over into everyday usage as a way of expressing urgency or impatience, when you want to take charge of a situation and bring it to a swift end. Especially useful when the action that needs to be taken is blatantly obvious to everyone involved.
Ugh, you've been hogging the drinking fountain for entirely too long. Just put it in my ass, already!

Robert, your work on the Henderson file has been spectacular. However, our deadline is looming, and you still need to interview four witnesses. If we're going to win this case, you need to step up and put it in my ass.

This has been great, but I've only got five minutes until my lunch break is over. Put it in my ass!
by Valentino Peoria April 22, 2017
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I'll put that on the backlog

a friendly way of telling someone to go f*** yourself, typically used in software development requirements negotiation.
TOM: Hey Bob, is it possible for the application to do wiz-bang?

BOB: Everything's possible Tom. I'll put that on the backlog.
by mbrevoort August 14, 2011
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put the stamp on

to complete a task or severely beat someone
I'm about to put the stamp on this essay I've been writing all night.

The linebacker put the stamp on the running back during the last play.
by wildstyle October 16, 2009
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put up a shelf

My wife had a headache last night, so I put up a shelf
by lxb112 August 11, 2010
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put down your purse

To step up to a challenge and/or dismiss one's insecurities or fears.

The opposite of chickening out.

To "man-up" or "step-up".
"I've had quite a few drinks tonight, I probably shouldn't drive you guys to T-Bell"

"Dude, put down your purse and get in the damn car"
by Austin Brigman August 15, 2006
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