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purse dump

When a female can not find something in her purse, then procedes to turn it over and dump all the contents out.
I lost my lip gloss in my purse, so i had to do a purse dump
by K-dub07 March 22, 2016
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Purse arms

A women who has saggy skin on her arms that it looks like a purse is hanging from her.
That girl used to be fat, now she has purse arms.
by Clipseo April 15, 2016
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lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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angry jungle purse

Penny's angry jungle purse is a magical place; some say it holds the secrets of the universe
by Ninjedi69 May 1, 2019
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purse soil

The debris that accumulates along the bottom of a women's purse that over time simulate the decomposition process and thus creatings it's own compost. Examples of items that create this nastiness are as follows : Tobacco, make-up, gum/ gum wrappers, and papers, coins, tangled up jewelry, unwrapped tampons, bottle caps, safety pins, pencil shavings, leaking pens, broken finger nails, etc.
"I better clean out my purse, I feel it starting to get heavier with purse soil, disgusting! "
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!
by Cuntstina June 11, 2019
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Open your purse

Its a phrase used during the protest for the justice of:
George Floyd, Eric Garner, Philando Castile, Michael Brown, Breonna Taylor, Trayvon Martin, Ahmaud Arbery, Tamir Rice, Walter Scott, Natasha McKenna, Kendrec McDade, Sandra Bland, Botham Jean, Oscar Grant, Atatiana Jefferson, Kenneth Chamberlain, Samuel DuBose, and many others.

The phrase was used to get celebrities and big companies to donate to the Philadelphia bail fund.
It originates in the lgbtq+, specifically the gay male community.
Kayla and Alliyah are responding to a thread on Twitter regarding the news that Candance Owens still hasn't donated and decides to call Floyd's death a martyr.

Kayla: "Yeah anyways Candance, just open your purse and zip your mouth. Since you want to use blackout Tuesday as a way to promote your dirty raunchy shit. "

Alliyah: " If you don't open your purse, I will make sure that big forehead of yours will see its last days."
by jesuslover21 June 4, 2020
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Open your purse

Its a phrase used during the protest for the justice of:
George Floyd, Eric Garner, Philando Castile, Michael Brown, Breonna Taylor, Trayvon Martin, Ahmaud Arbery, Tamir Rice, Walter Scott, Natasha McKenna, Kendrec McDade, Sandra Bland, Botham Jean, Oscar Grant, Atatiana Jefferson, Kenneth Chamberlain, Samuel DuBose, and many others.

The phrase was used to get celebrities and big companies to donate to the Philadelphia bail fund, BLM funds, and others.

It originates in the lgbtq+ community, specifically the gay male community.
Kayla and Alliyah are responding to a thread on Twitter regarding the news that Candance Owens still hasn't donated and decides to call Floyd's death a martyr.

Kayla: "Yeah anyways Candance, just open your purse and zip your mouth. Since you want to use blackout Tuesday as a way to promote your dirty raunchy shit. "

Alliyah: " If you don't open your purse, I will make sure that big forehead of yours will see its last days."
by jesuslover21 June 4, 2020
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