petty purse

A purse full of pettiness. When someone needs to dig into a bag/purse of pettiness to get their point across.
Well since she wants to act dumb, I'm gonna have to dig into my designer petty purse and take down my pics and report the pics she put up of me.
by Mia Split February 03, 2016
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flesh purse

The use of female anatomy to smuggle contraband into jail.
That girl used her flesh purse to smuggle that crack into jail.
by Ginger S August 14, 2020
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What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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purse dusting

When brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief.... every 2-3 days
Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this evening.
by November 30, 2022
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purse dusting

The act of brother-husbands in a cult getting it on for purely mechanical stress relief. Repeat every 2-3 days
Jacob was purse dusting last night with Joe
by b0rken1 November 30, 2022
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Purse arms

A women who has saggy skin on her arms that it looks like a purse is hanging from her.
That girl used to be fat, now she has purse arms.
by Clipseo January 04, 2016
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Arabian Coin Purse

When you put both testicles in a willing participants anus.
Dude I gave my lady an Arabian coin purse last night. She loved it!
by Th3shebear September 16, 2018
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