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Hermione's Purse

When a naval is so deep it can hold illicit substances
Maccas naval is so deep it's like Hermione's Purse in Harry potter
by IndianaGandhi June 16, 2022
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black and white purse

The defenition of this is when a tall black girl who hates affection is friends with a short white girl, both have anxiety and depression and one most likely has childhood trauma. They have a very fun and awkward friendship and often find themselves in sexual tension moments because they are both bisexual usely the white one one has a promlem with talking to much and they both most likely skate. a lot of folks think they should date but they see eachother as just friends.
omg their friendship is like a black and white purse

yeaaa me and you definitely have a black and white purse friendship!
by lily huij February 22, 2021
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Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
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Squirt Purse

Squirt Purse is a slang term for female genitalia or can also be used when referring to a particularly active female ejaculation.

The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
Wow, he got me right in the squirt purse.

I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
by MrMitchybabe July 28, 2022
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Soggy purse

A wet looose deep cave of a vagina
Tried to leave. She trapped me in her soggy purse.. and now she's pregnant... again..
by Soggy purse September 23, 2017
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Purse

Dave: Dude, my girlfriend just left me! I don't know what to do!

Austin: Sounds like a purse.
Dave: What is that supposed to mean?
Austin: A personal problem.
by Sparta47 May 6, 2023
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Scottish purse

To be used as a sexual innuendo. To be used mainly from a man to a woman. To imply or to do. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.
I'm going to give you the old Scottish purse.
by KBAZ January 11, 2024
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