Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!
by puddytat April 27, 2019
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sparkling puke

Actually , this is a various term of " Coke " from Coca Cola by example.
Look at these pigs , sparkling puke is spilling in their throw !
by Da Snoop January 13, 2007
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street pukes

When the streets are full of piles of leaves and garbage and it gives the appearance of the street puking.
I didn't know the city was done picking up leaves, now it is pouring rain and there are Street pukes everywhere!
by InjunAbe November 19, 2017
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Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.
by Sprinkles The Death Dealer November 24, 2008
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Puke-fucking

When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.

Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.
Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?

Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah
by ChaoticStixx October 20, 2018
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puke canopy

When someone is completely blacked out, they can't control their vomit and at the last second they form a repository with their shirt to catch the uncontrolled flow of vomit. This usually occurs in a seated position indoors or in a car.
Person 1: Dude couldn't hold back the chunks in the backseat, but he was polite enough to form a puke canopy.

Person 2: Lucky, my buddy just chunked on my window thinking it was rolled down.
by slopes_in_sanfrancisco September 26, 2015
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When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.

All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*

"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
by Mangokalsong October 16, 2022
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