When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.
Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
Get the Rubik’s pubesmug. by MrPhatkok May 11, 2020
Get the Pube Pluckingmug. The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.
Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!
Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!
Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!
Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
by TommyP88 November 22, 2011
Get the Pube Monstermug. by Tina_Cakes May 15, 2015
Get the Peek-a-Pubemug. When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.
by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019
Get the Confused Pubesmug. It’s when someone has pubes that are so fair that you can’t see them. It’s like they’re transparent.
by Shyelf October 8, 2021
Get the Dust pubesmug. When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.
by ChefR January 20, 2021
Get the Hitler Pubesmug.