Promised Consort Radahn

The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.

“Promised Consort Radahn is easy I just beat him 31st try”

by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025

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Russian Promise

A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.

"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."

by carroarmato0 December 12, 2025

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Promise the moon and deliver a pebble

To promise something really good, and then show something much worse than expected.

"Why would they promise the moon and deliver a pebble?"

by Shoe Bench December 20, 2025

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the promised Neverland season 2

The second season of the anime The Promised Neverland aka. something that never happened and will hopefully never happen again. The worst thing to ever exist (besides Boruto) and it will never be mentioned again.

Meg: *pulls out gun* You will now be a the promised Neverland season 2
Johnny: NO! I DON'T WANT TO DISSAPEAR.

by yup-giver January 22, 2025

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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

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