A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins
by Greater than gods November 3, 2019
Get the Private prayermug. by guythatlikesdarkestdungeonterm September 25, 2023
Get the Privatemug. A veteran hero in the army capable of saving any solider from anything.
He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.
H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.
He has been known to but medics out of business.
He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.
H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.
He has been known to but medics out of business.
by Buttercactus December 13, 2017
Get the private sandbagmug. Sanity will get eaten alive my 12 pink fairy armadillos before receiving an invite to a private cheat
by nEVER GETTING A PRIVATE CHEWAT November 10, 2018
Get the Invite to a private cheatmug. Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Get the Optimal privationmug. Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.
I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."
by kamikamila January 5, 2022
Get the Smurfy Privatesmug. Private parts are these things that people in those porn website displays, and they do weird stuff with them in those porno vids.
by EMD F59PHI August 12, 2024
Get the Private partsmug.