press the pause button

wait a minute. roots in prehistoric times in digital history with vcrs

hey man, press the pause button, i need to think

by all the names are taken September 16, 2007

hot off the press

The news is so current, the ink is still hot.

Hot off the press: American college students are in debt more than ever.

by jack jack June 27, 2005

Full court press

When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.

My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings

by Charlie Golf April 21, 2004

iraqi drill press

when a guy stands over top a girl, who is on her head with her legs in the air, and fucks her using a vertical "drill press" motion

The iraqi drill press is an ancient iraqi sex technique

by shimmyshimmy September 08, 2006

Grundel Mung Press

When one munges a pregnant girl, or screws a dead pregnant girl, and the unlucky bastard who loses to rock, paper, scissors; or a coin toss, and the unlucky one has to put his lips around the vagina as the group of 3 to 5 guys jump on the girl and try to push out the baby and internal juices inside the kids mouth.

Unlucky Dude:I got screwed last night, I had to Grundel mung press Alicia last night.

Friend: I feel bad for ya, how did her baby taste?

by Redfishtx34 March 21, 2009

pressing down on the button

Is when you hold your dick while carrying on an otherwise normal conversation with another individual.

The whole time he was on the phone with her he was pressing down on the button.

by scudhero March 23, 2014

printing press

A dirty sex position which involves shoving dollar bills into the vagina

Bro, i totally printing pressed her last night

by Twinky117 October 02, 2013