Always guard your pepperonis

That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis

Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

The Zesty Pepper Shaker

When you got 3 homies sitting in a room and one of em is getting maddd sloppy from a chick on another dudes lap.

"Oh yeah, me and the boys hung out with Sandra and she gave Jack The Zesty Pepper Shaker"

by DraegonTheDragon November 20, 2022

Cracked Black Pepper

Making a a singular or series of funny gags to impress your mates which fully exceeds their expectations as you’re normally a boring southern twat.

“Ah that was a classic cracked black pepper from Pete, normally I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to him rabble on about Minecraft”

by WhiteRoseBanterMerchannt February 17, 2023

Pepper Curry Plug

A day of bowel reconning that starts with a dump that feels like you are passing a tennis ball covered in 40 grit sandpaper. By the afternoon and after a spicy Asian lunch at Tropical Thai, you are trotting to the shitter to explosively release a wet, soft, burning, green curried demon from your lower intestine.

Dude do you happen to have any salve or tucks pads? I just had a Pepper Curry Plug and my oring is on fire and I'm pretty sure I got a hanging hemorrhoid as a result.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

pepper legs

When a girl forgets to shave her legs for a few days. The hairs on her legs start to grow in, making it look like her legs are cover with pepper.

Dude1: Damn... that girl has some pepper legs going on!
Dude2: yeah! She should probably go shave her legs.

by Oannemarie March 12, 2018

Pepper Dancer

A gay person who lies about having kissed girls.

George, don't be a pepper dancer; tell the truth.

by joshlivingston May 15, 2019

Pepper Borg

The nerdiest of all nerds and a loud gum chewer

she is acting like Pepper Borg

by underconstruction March 17, 2022