The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.

Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.

by NoodleyAppendage June 30, 2011

Painfully perfect

Someone who is so perfect but you can't tell them for some reason

"That girl is painfully perfect!"

"What does that mean!?"

"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"

by The forgotten one September 2, 2014

the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."

Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.

by Guy with a dick October 5, 2017

The perfect couple

The perfect couple is a couple that loves eachother and has fun together and is nice to one another

Taylor and Desi are the perfect couple

by Lake420 November 23, 2020

Amanda Perfect

A bad person that people just let walk all over them for some reason. Someone that is convinced that they are more important than everyone else around them. This person is manipulative and narcissistic. To other people an Amanda Perfect like a God. Jesus. Know it all. Teacher's Pet. An Amanda Perfect will say things about you behind your back. You'll find out. Yet, you'll remain friends. You just let Amanda Perfect say and do as she pleases. An Amanda Perfect likes recognition from authority.

If Amanda perfect were here, she would be sitting on her ass while her boss did all the work.

by Empethany Vale July 19, 2021

Tankis-perfected

Someone so intelligent and sexy

He must be a Tankis-perfected

by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021

Education Perfect

A hub for the smartest kids in your school to spend hours a day grinding questions to earn meaningless points that contribute absolutely nothing at all to anything. You could grind that French EP for hours a day to get 2000 points but how about you get of discord, take a shower, and touch grass instead of your dick for once. And no, just because you spoke to a woman once it doesn't mean you're special in any way.

Smart Kid: YO I HAVE SO MANY POINTS ON EDUCATION PERFECT I AM BETTER THAN YOU
Chad: Stfu young one

by CheeseGrater69420 May 5, 2022