pound the pudd

The act of grabbing your penis with your hand, squeezing it hard, and tugging the shit out of it til you cum all over the floor/your belly/your girlfriends belly/porno mag/tv screen/keyboard/whatever...
also to masturbate, jack off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, play with your cock and balls.

"OMG I was soo fuckin horney last night, i couldnt wait to get home and pound the pudd"

by AzNm0Nk3y January 9, 2006

piling on the pounds

a way of saying putting on a lot of weight

whoh! you piling on the pounds aren't ya mate

by bjkba kb f April 4, 2008

Pound Dog

Verb. When two people celebrate or greet by creating a fist with their (right or left) hand and fist bump. During the act of a pound dog the two people sometimes are known to say “pound dog”.

Pound dog usage occasions: after a touchdown, when greeting each other, after a strike at the bowling alley, during a positive business meeting, after a great game, etc.

Example: Scott gave Chad a pound dog after a rock solid presentation.

by The Dog Master November 12, 2009

pounding watts

Listening to loud music, often with heavy bass. Usually gets at least one person angry.

Joe: Hey Frank, lower the volume, I can't hear the TV!
Frank: I can't hear you Joe, I'm too busy POUNDING WATTS!
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I'm bored. Let's POUND WATTS.
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What did you do last night?

Not much, just POUNDED WATTS.

by stupidphuck September 1, 2008

Pounding Assgasm

reaching an orgasm via the anus with the assistance of a jack hammer.

Bryan had a pounding assgasm when his boyfriend Raul brought home his work truck.

by BClover October 9, 2007

Pounding Salt

When you are a loser virgin and can't get any vag, When you don't go out because you would rather sit in your bed and watch t.v., when you go home early (without anyone) because you're too drunk to do anything that adds to the table, When you go to red lobster and get lobster with extra butter but you wake up and you were actually just laying on your bed naked. When you take a girl all the way to her house and she doesn't let you have sex in her, when you try talking to someone but you realize they are just nodding and laughing at you because they hate you, or you play golf.

Dad: Hey wanna go out tonight and grab a few beers?

Brotein: Woah, a few beers? I only need one.

Dad: Oh yeah I forgot that you pound salt.

Tommy: Hey I woke up naked on my bed this morning with no girl...

Ricky Martin: Hah, yeah check this picture out of your lobster balls... You pound salt, wanna get a burrito?

Kevin: Hey Box, wanna put it in the air?

Jesse: Nah, I am a bitch

Kevin: Salty McSalt Pounder with a side of pounding salt

Jesse: Giggity

by StayatHomeDad December 1, 2010

Pound Meat

Reference to male masturbation or to sexual intercourse of the vaginal or anal variety.

My room mate likes to hang in his room and pound meat.

Our son sure takes a long time defecsting. Defecating? He’s not taking a shit. He’s in there to pound meat.

Rachel is coming over for the night and I’m going to pound meat.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018