Porn

Y u searching this up first of all I won’t give u one I mean like I can but I won’t

DONT JErk OFF TO PEOPLE FUCKING ITS PORN

by This is for mylee December 9, 2019

Porn

The best thing in the world

That porn wuz gr8

by Supa supa kawaii June 2, 2016

Porn

Something that everyone has watched at least once. If you enjoy watching porn and you are a creepy perverted 11 year old, you probably watch dozens of gifs every minute just to get that tingly feeling in your dick/ pussy when you hump your duvet. You then clear the search history ASAP to get rid of the evidence so mom/dad doesn’t see it, but when you are deleting it, you click on it and end up watching hundreds of porn gifs again. The good ol’ life of a messed up 11 year old!

Jax: Hey bro, you wanna come watch a film with me and the boys?

Damon: Nah bro, I’m gonna go to the bar with a few mates from last year. (While he is actually going to watch porn).

To use this word in a sentence:

I love porn, it brings so much sexual excitement to me and the prostitutes I hire every other day.

by Axel_147 December 28, 2018

Porn

U lil nastly why u come here 😂 -Ahem-

Something that u should never NEVER look at This word will come into u life if ur desperate for sex so i would just...watch that.
It will hit u hard and stay there.This is something that can become highly addicting and would be very hard to stop.
Don't Do Drugs Kids! :))

Desparate Person- -Watching porn-

Me/u- Stop it..Get some help ;-;

by ImThatKindaPerson August 6, 2017

Porn

Chill you horny Mfer it’s not real there actors and plus it’s not realistic

Wow dude porn is bad it’s not even real

by Zarthgun1 October 1, 2020

Porn

The reason why I’m in the bathroom for 30 minutes and come out saying “now my stomach feels way better” under my breath to make people think that I was pooping.

Guy 1: Dude I found this Porn link want to check it out.

Guy 2: ok just gimme the link
(Guy 2 goes to the bathroom to “poop”)

Guy2 says to guy 1: wow thanks man for that link

by Chrisvaz15 February 22, 2018

cog porn

Well, what do we have here? Cog porn, the ultimate brain-gasm. It's like watching porn, but instead of using your eyes and hands, you're using your brain and... well, let's just say it's not your hands. With cog porn, you're not just getting off, you're getting your neurons firing on all cylinders. It's like a full-body workout, but for your brain. So, if you're ready to take your porn game to the next level, just plug in your cog and let the good times roll. But be warned, this is not your grandma's porn. This is a whole new level of freaky. And if you're not careful, you might just blow a fuse. So, go ahead, indulge in some cog porn. Just make sure to have a mop and bucket handy. You're gonna need it. Chimichangas not included.

"I watched so much cog porn I thought I was in a real bathhouse."

by unkledadi April 9, 2023