Porch Friday's

Sitting on the porch smoking cigars drinking beer with your bro's. Originated at ΔΧ -LSU

Hey are you coming to porch Friday's? Haven't seen you all week

by Chicha chin June 16, 2017

Porch couch

General white trash pride banner!

Nice porch couch jethro!

by Cju178 November 13, 2017

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

Porch Monkey

Somebody like Craig or Smokey who sits on their porch all day when they should be out looking for a job. But instead, asking neighbors for food, smoking weed, and just enjoying the niggatry of the ghetto.

Ima get cha high today. Cause its friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.

Example of niggers being porch monkey's

by FRIDAY MAN February 16, 2017

playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.

Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead

by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018

sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.

She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.

by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017

painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch

Wanna go finish painting the porch?

by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020