Poot

Synonym for fart and shart or a sign you are ready to defacate.

Also translates to hate in the Tagalog language.

You better not poot in the car.

Ewww don’t poot on me..

by OnlyFactsHereHoney March 4, 2022

poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.

he pooted

by tehejadentime March 5, 2022

Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021

poot

you yell it out in the middle of class to put the attention on you

“POOT”

by shawtybae69 September 3, 2021

Poots

To achieve a long held goal, but make such a terrible job of it that you lose everything shortly after.

“Edwin got that dream job, but then he made a complete Poots out of it”

by JaydaF June 17, 2021

Poots

A playful term for feces or a bowel movement. Originated in a family setting and often said with a grin or sometimes mild exasperation.

We were five minutes late to the kindy cause little Max dropped a poots right as we were heading out the door.

by L Sampson :) September 7, 2025

Peeta Poot

A made up term for a stickman, but with only two legs, so its basically just a stickman with two legs, and no body what so ever.

Teacher Fart: What is this Small Tommy?
Small Tommy: A Peeta Poot

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 30, 2023