poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.

Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

poon wagon

A crappy purple Saturn belonging to a student

The group of kids piled into Chris Martin's car, the poon wagon, to go downtown for some fun after school.

by AITE_Student June 22, 2009

Poon Tickler

A far better name for a moustache

Check out that guys poon tickler

by lovedempoonticklas September 2, 2009

Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.

Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.

by Hurricane... January 11, 2010

Poon Repellant

Any aspect of a male's apperance, personality, possessions, etc. that might prevent him from getting laid.

"Wow, those man-boobs you got going on there are first class poon repellant."

"You think you're getting laid in that '82 Tercell? Ha, that thing's poon repellant hardcore."

by Nope4810 May 16, 2005

poon posse

A group of females that one male/female keeps around. The female equivalent of an erection collection.

Janice was sick today; so Estella called up someone else from her poon posse for a booty call.

by nicostnico October 21, 2008

Greasy Poon

The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.

Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...

Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!

or

Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.

Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!

by BuggyBottles September 16, 2013