A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.
Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"
Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."
Duder 1: "You ok man?"
Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."
Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."
Duder 1: "You ok man?"
Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
Get the poon typhoonmug. The group of kids piled into Chris Martin's car, the poon wagon, to go downtown for some fun after school.
by AITE_Student June 22, 2009
Get the poon wagonmug. by lovedempoonticklas September 2, 2009
Get the Poon Ticklermug. Any aspect of a male's apperance, personality, possessions, etc. that might prevent him from getting laid.
"Wow, those man-boobs you got going on there are first class poon repellant."
"You think you're getting laid in that '82 Tercell? Ha, that thing's poon repellant hardcore."
"You think you're getting laid in that '82 Tercell? Ha, that thing's poon repellant hardcore."
by Nope4810 May 16, 2005
Get the Poon Repellantmug. A term used for one's penis, that is used for "bruising poontang". After having sex, the woman's poontang is bruised from the gerth and power of the man's penis.
Ex 1-
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"
Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"
Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"
by BrendanShameless February 18, 2012
Get the Poon-Bruisermug. A group of females that one male/female keeps around. The female equivalent of an erection collection.
by nicostnico October 21, 2008
Get the poon possemug. The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.
Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...
Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!
or
Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.
Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!
Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!
or
Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.
Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!
by BuggyBottles September 16, 2013
Get the Greasy Poonmug.