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police

group of criminals who are so far above the law that they enforce it on others, but are typically not royalty or affiliated with powerful bloodlines or estates.

in america this position only requires a ged, and has a relatively low ceiling for iq levels, in which they will deny an application if the applicant scores too high on the administered iq test. please also see 'idiots'
by bottomedout July 9, 2020
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polco

a combination of the words ‘poloroid’ and ‘deco,’ the term being created and popularized by @jellyrecord on instagram. polcos are poloroids decorated with stickers, popular in the kpop and anime journalling communities. can be used as a noun or adjective.
i’m about to polco a photo of michaeng for pride month with rainbow stickers #slay
by onceonce June 28, 2022
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Morale Police

The Morale Police, the guardians of draconian working policies, deny all forms of amusement, smiling and entertainment to the working masses. With their slogan of "Morale, together we'll crack it!" they attempt to drain the workers of any happiness they may have.
Johnny:- "Wow Jimmy, I can't beleive there's no flying! Maybe they'll send us home early!"
Jimmy:- "I do hope so Johnny, That would make me most happy!"
Morale Police:- "You two, go and do this pointless task that I've thought up just to keep you at work longer"
by Stu Moss January 22, 2007
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possible police

those who let "possiblility" rule their actions and lives. first used on The Simpsons by Agnes Skinner
Agnes: And you, start over. I want everything in one bag.
Pimple Faced Kid: Yes, ma'am!
Agnes: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Pimple Faced Kid: I don't think that's possible!
Agnes: What are you, the possible police? Just do it!
by mo-mo-mo January 2, 2009
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NBC Policy

An NBC Policy is when the host of a party has disallowed the entrance of beat chicks.

N.B.C = No beat chicks

Any beat chicks that do show up will usually be met with loud chants of "NBC NBC", at which they may be confused while they are escorted out.
WHAT? I thought we had an NBC Policy here. Tiffany and her friends are the definition of beat!
by MMM2300 June 30, 2011
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Military Police Investigations

A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.
Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”
by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020
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Capital Hill Police

When you barely even try to stop something from happening as it happens in front of your eyes

Based on the events on 1/6/21 when the Capital Hill Police failed to keep MAGA protestors out of the Capitol of the United States.
The fucking toilet at Taco Bell began overflowing and all I could do was be a Capital Hill Police officer. What they hell else can I do? It isn't my toilet.
by Mbiggz January 6, 2021
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