by Dave Frit March 12, 2021
When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.
Joe: dude this seating plan sucks
jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it
Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air
Joe: FUCK
jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it
Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air
Joe: FUCK
by The_trickster_ November 03, 2020
Simple Plan: A Canadian pop punk band that writes cliche stereotypical songs about being a teenager with "big problems" and sung in a voice that's a high pitched as Alvin & The Chipmunks and as nasally as Louis Griffin from Family Guy, making them the essentially the Nickelback of Pop Punk.
I used to listen to Simple Plan is high school but now as an adult I think they're the reason why earth feels like a bag of shit floating in space knowing that there still people who listen to them.
by skatepunkerboi18241 October 28, 2020
by gregben September 19, 2023
The process in which a manufacturer continues to degrade a product (such as a computer, program, or operating system) with the intentions of increasing the value of older versions of the product after a certain period of time, in order to fuck with newer consumers who don’t know any better. It has both advantages and disadvantages for the producer where less effort is required but it results in lower consumer satisfaction for long term customers; as well as for the consumer where an understanding of how the product works is easier as there is objectively less product, but the product is less powerful than previous versions.
Man, I heard that Microsoft is thinking of removing half of the settings on the Control Panel without even bothering to migrate them to their new barely functional Settings application. That’s planned superiority for ya.
by xXx_LilJimmy21_xXx April 15, 2021
Friend 1: I’m excited to see you tonight!
Friend 2: What should we bring, Joe did all the Man Planning and I know nothing about the party!
Friend 2: What should we bring, Joe did all the Man Planning and I know nothing about the party!
by Meekerella July 07, 2018
1: "So move to Plan B."
2: "What's Plan B?"
3: "The same as Plan A, only this time don't fuck it up."
2: "What's Plan B?"
3: "The same as Plan A, only this time don't fuck it up."
by BAMF ERMD June 07, 2022