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Parker and Spitzer 

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

That's what state schools are for!
Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.
Parker and Spitzer by Deety September 8, 2010

Parker Croft 

The amazingly crazy talented actor who plays Felix the Lost Boy on the TV show Once Upon A Time.

He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!
Parker Croft is such an amazing actor!
Parker Croft by KimmyD0912 November 23, 2013

parker jay

A billy bad ass. The bad ass adores his princess. He can walk on water, eat bullets, and shit ice cream
I need that Parker Jay to mount me tonight
parker jay by Tibdo November 1, 2017

parker kate 

The most beautiful, talented, short, gorgeous, special, poopy girl in the land. She is most likely a 10 year old who wears unicorn pajamas. Or a elderly man with shingles. Your pick, that's your chiz.
Oh, she's a Parker Kate? What a beautiful psycho.

Parker Cazier 

This really cute and crazy kid. He's kind of full of himself, but he has this innocence about him. It sometimes pisses me off. But then he says something that makes it better. When he hugs me, I don't want him to let go. My heart beats about 100x faster when I think about him. Of course, though, he's a player.. but he's still like, the sweetest. Oh, did I mention cah-yute? Cause he is. Anyway, he has a girl . Yeah , shocker. My friends say I'm crazy, but I fell for him, out of control.
"Hey, who's that guy? He's cah-yute!"
"That's Parker Cazier.. I really like him, but he doesn't realize it."
Parker Cazier by ilikecake.101 September 7, 2011
A fagget ass fagget who is a fag at life and his friends have bigger dicks than him
Person1 : Wow that kid is a Parker O!

Person2: Yea and his penis is smaller than Nathans!
Parker O by bigdick91 December 30, 2010