wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.
The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.
by happyatcommonsense March 07, 2015
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Cashmere woods

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.
Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!
by CashmereWoods June 23, 2017
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Free wood

When you're playing a survival game and all you do is farm wood and die, you are free wood.

Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.
I killed a guy with 2k wood on him he's free wood.

I keep winning against this noob he's free wood.
by DiMiTrip March 01, 2021
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morgan wood

The most beautiful girl in the world. Makes anyone want to talk to her forever. Has the best personality and can make the most boring day into the best day. Likes to steal jackets and your clothes but its ok because you care so much about her you will give her as many jackets as you can afford.
damn you looking like a Morgan wood
by boss9003 December 14, 2017
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Tiger Wood

When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
by PrescribedBurn October 09, 2019
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Austin Wood

he has a fat ass
"wow look at that dumpy who is that"
"it's austin wood dumbfuck"
by gary fendermen December 16, 2021
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Never-Wood

Someone you would never engage sexually.
I started talking to this never-wood last night and I was so lonely I figured fuck it.
by howardfelt July 29, 2012
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