pity wood

When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.

Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.

by JDuffy March 25, 2007

iwishabitch woods

A symbolic "place". When someone says they live here, it usually means they "dare" someone to mess with them.

This refers to " I wish a bitch would ".

"I live in the iwishabitch woods. Don't fuck with me. "-Lex.

by Buffalo 39 June 28, 2016

Larj Wood

Larj wood refers to having a very big dick. It requires a certain level of intellect to say this.

Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood

by WobblyWhale February 14, 2019

Austin Wood

he has a fat ass

"wow look at that dumpy who is that"
"it's austin wood dumbfuck"

by gary fendermen December 16, 2021

fem-wood

the female equivalent of a male boner - a female hard-on

"Man, that guy got me so hot & horny I had major fem-wood all day long"

by dakine666 November 28, 2012

pink wood

Most commonly in the south, shroom-headed in form. Penis.

Girl, dat Pink Wood done got my pussy whipped.

by Marilyn Jane July 27, 2017

Never-Wood

Someone you would never engage sexually.

I started talking to this never-wood last night and I was so lonely I figured fuck it.

by howardfelt July 28, 2012