x: "You know, duct tape is really overrated if you think about it."
y: "No, you can do anything with it!"
x: "I don't think so..."
y: "Duct tape is NOT overrated!" *runs aways and cries in corner*
y: "No, you can do anything with it!"
x: "I don't think so..."
y: "Duct tape is NOT overrated!" *runs aways and cries in corner*
by apple cinnamon nutri-grain October 19, 2007
the act of achieving a boner then wrapping your boner in duck tape and allowing yourself to get soft.
by ericstotle January 09, 2012
when a person is depressed and you want to be left alone a term used to explain your state of depression
sad person 1-Dude i dont want to talk to you im so freakin depressed im about to put duck tape on the windows!
naraya- chill.
naraya- chill.
by Naraya subramanian March 17, 2008
The mouth of the south hated red and yellow tape because she didn't know that she was the red and yellow tape. She thought it was just everybody else that lived by double standards, which is why she thought everything that happened in life was hilarious. She didn't get life, but thought she was the most broad minded person there ever was.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.
Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.
by Stagmen October 03, 2017
Person: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop?
Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.
Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.
by Goozery February 27, 2019
Jimmy- Did you hear Dark Lane Demo Tapes
Rebecka- No wtf is that
Jimmy- Drakes new album
“talking in a zoom chat”
Rebecka- No wtf is that
Jimmy- Drakes new album
“talking in a zoom chat”
by Asexgod May 06, 2020