momma said fuck you up

Play on of LL Cool J's famous hit "Momma said knock you out". Derived by a boy and his father in Rochester NY, who saw and angry black man walking with a bag. Can be used as a catchphrase before fucking someone up.

Person 1: What you gonna do?
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit

by pie_fucker November 9, 2009

Slat Slat momma im TD

When your td the fuck up off the tc and your mother asks how you are doing.

Megaheads stupid headass said to his mom when he was wasted cause he's a light weight "slat slat momma im td".

by senor layhey the alcholic October 25, 2020

I'll Blade On Yo Mommas Ass

The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.

Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen

by V-Man April 18, 2005

Momma bear and pappa bear team

momma bear and pappa bear team are affectionate, protective, devoted, strict, sensitive and attentive with their young.

The momma bear and pappa bear team was needed to protect the kids

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu November 29, 2021

Hairier than ya mommas ass

A nigga caught up in hard times.

Damn I'm hungry than a M.F. up out here, ain't had a hair cut in bout 8 and 1/2 months. Got a nigga feeling hairier than ya mommas ass.

by SUMUDEEZNGZLKJSTLKEU September 1, 2016

Whatchu say about my momma?

When you beefin' wit some bitch ass mothaphucka and he talkin' about yo momma that's one thing, but when he hear you say this that nigga know he dying that day.

Jackson: Fuck you bitchass nigga I'll put yo ass down.
Jason: Nigga I put yo momma down last night but she still breathing.
*Jackson turns around*
Jackson: Whatchu say about my momma?

by hoodtermz November 4, 2023

shake what your momma gave ya

shake yo ass!

get up there girl and ahzke what yo momma gave ya

by kozel July 8, 2003