chain jerking

When a man uses his own semen as lubrication to continue masturbating immediately after he ejaculates.

Dave has been in his room all day. I think that he might be chain jerking.

by Jim Swanson March 30, 2008

Jerk Shark

Much like a shark, this person under-exaggerates their ability at certain games. The jerk factor is added by the fact that this person does this to friends, not unsuspecting pool hall drunks.

Richard invites Greg over to play Guitar Hero, saying that he is only on Easy mode. Greg comes over only to get his butt whipped by someone who can 5 star his way through hard.

Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"

by CHRISGRE January 1, 2009

jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

jerk bag

A person, male or female, wich you be a giant jerk. This person is such a jerk they are the equivilant to a bag full of jerks, wich in turn makes them some sort of super jerk, hence the term, jerk bag.

that jerk bag, is the biggest jerk bag that ever was a jerk bag

by shane vogel June 25, 2006

circle-jerk

When people meet and they talk and nothing gets done. All talk, no action.

The US senate is having a circle-jerk.

by Murray Haldanish October 7, 2019

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 19, 2003

Alpha Jerk

Falling into the second socket.The socket of death.There are two sockets you can go into,the dream socket,where you usually go into,or into an alpha jerk where you slip into it and die.

Jimi Hendrix is theorized to have slipped into an alpha jerk,resulting in his death.Alpha jerks can happen when your high.

"hey man,i wonder if i can die,you know?Let me slip into an alpha jerk."

"Dude,i heard about that alpha jerk thing,lets get high!"


"I heard Benny alpha-jerked last night.People said it was an OD but man Benny always said he wanted to go from an alpha jerk."

by Jaja Binx January 29, 2009