Kevin

The irish godess of getting woman with a bigger penis then the second best god jehu

That guy is sexy as heck he must be Kevin the most handsome god of all.

by National_facts.gov November 6, 2020

Kevin

A Kevin is a strange creature he tends to be both extremely right wing at the same time as being extremely left wing. A Kevin is the type of guy to make his wife stay in a trailer park while he sits in his family mansion drinking and eating to his hearts content.

That guy is a right twat, he must be called Kevin.

by Toothpaste worshiper November 9, 2020

Kevin

The finest man in the world. With a big heart and wonderful soul the man of yo dreams

That's my my husband Kevin.

by highasfandykit May 28, 2020

KEVIN

Big ballin ass dude who is super cool and the bestest ever really rich but don’t like to talk about it and acts poor so he doesn’t have to spend money and keeps on saving. Secretly can afford a Tesla but he’s humble and don’t like to show off so he might drive Honda or f150 . Smartest guy in the room but acts like a dumbass and might steal your girl. Kevin’s are amazing and if you run across one in your local coffee shop just know he might have spit in it.

Damm Kevin is a boss, he was driving around downtown with my girl in a Tesla and it wasn’t a rental.

I know guy.

I’m not your guy friend.

I’m not your friend buddy.

I’m not your buddy guy.

by Basketcasenat July 17, 2023

Kevin

The total dumbass in school that doesn't know what he is doing he is depressed likes blondes and also doesn't finish things in time.

No one: he could be a Kevin

by ..23 November 1, 2019

Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge

Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: Kevin

by trillmolnar October 29, 2019

Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.

"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."

by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017