jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.

"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."

by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009

Jumping on stages

Jumping on your partner's "dingaling" as you're having intercourse with them on bed (the bed being the stage ofc)

Oh so you where jumping on stages last night with Jeffrey?*wink wink*

by Saggytitsyum March 19, 2021

jumping the queue

not waiting your turn in line...cutting to the front.

The student, Andrew Meyer, who was well-known on campus for his practical jokes, was Tasered after jumping the queue to ask Mr Kerry a series of questions in a Florida University lecture hall on Monday.

by Gr8fulJamie October 3, 2007

jumping to conclusions

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019

Jumping volley

Karate kicking a ball while jumping and saying "jumping volley"

Óran did a jumping volley to score the winning goal at the bbq.

by Jumping volley master August 12, 2021

head jump

When you live half your life saying a phrase wrong.

"My math teacher always thought the saying, 'head start' was 'head jump' for half of her life."

by pizzama2003 June 2, 2017

Rocket-jump

Propelling yourself into the air by pointing a rocket at your feet and shooting it.

"Back in my day we rocket-jumped to school, now a-days you kids sprint to school."

by whyareyoureadingme? August 23, 2016