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Cam Newton

The worst quarterback in NFL history. Not only does he overthrow every single receiver, he also started the dab trend, the most obnoxious celebration to ever be created. In order to make him feel better about himself, the NFL awarded him with league MVP in 2015 for completing over 50% of his passes for the first time in his career. He has a group of gay followers who like to make excuses for why he is so bad, often citing his recent injury history as a reason for his poor performances. In 2019 he got his starting job taken from him by local Walmart employee and undrafted quarterback Kyle Allen.
Question 1. Who is the worst quarterback to ever step foot on a football field?
Answer: Cameron Gaylord Newton aka Cam Newton
by The Real Marian Webster November 14, 2019
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Cam and Nad day

Mondays are made for Cam and Nad. Cam and Nad days are when Cam and Nad spend the whole day together
ayo I can’t hangout on mondays! that’s cam and nad days
by pussygobbler12344 November 29, 2020
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The cam

The act of jerking off into a bottle of mayo, popularized by the sexy bohemith of a man that is cam lyden. It is rumored that cam has done this up to 13 times in one day!
I hit the cam, then after made myself a nice mayo sandwich
by CAM Lyden April 9, 2024
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CAM

A guy with a very large cock, he smokes weed daily but gets blazed with the boys every Friday, he has extremely long hair but that doesn't stop him from smoking that zaza.
Look at that man cam slaying that pussy with that kush in his mouth.
by penissexoralvaginatoungeblowie November 1, 2020
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king cam

he is a gorgeous person . He is great at sports and fightingbut sometimes his breath . but its okay because , he can buy a toothbrush. most king cams work at mcdonanlds. his girlfriend maybe does too! he is a fun person to be around. and reckless driver at time, sometimes like to change his swag up.
by kingcameroncollier April 20, 2018
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cam-dawg

1. an extremely aesthetically pleasing male human, generally very tall and lanky like jack skellington.

2. a really sweet gentleman, a prince charming, someone who is very blandiloquent,
"wow, check out that guy over there, what a babe! he is such a cam-dawg"

person 1: "bye, i hope your day is as wonderful and amazing as you are"
person 2: "aww... you are such an adorable cam-dawg"
by some_random_bitch March 17, 2009
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Cryptic Cam

The most legendary Youtuber to have ever lived, if you know Cryptic Cam in real life you are truly blessed and will live a for filling life
Cryptic Cam is my favorite Youtuber, I hope he has my kids!!
by Cryptic Cam August 20, 2022
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