Basically just be Brian Malone and have a bunch of kids. Oh and don't ever do anything on time..even when money is involved. Just don't do it...and if you decide to do it, put the wrong date. But even with that..take at least 4 weeks to correct it. One last thing..your hairline can not be straight and you must be secretly in love with Sam Holdson.
by b malone February 14, 2017
 Get the Hoemug.
Get the Hoemug. by Real_b January 1, 2019
 Get the Hoemug.
Get the Hoemug. by fukhardystyles June 1, 2016
 Get the Hoemug.
Get the Hoemug. 1. A rude term for a woman commonly used by ghetto people. (Offensive)
2. A girl who is willing to engage in sexual activities often and with several different people. This term is generally only directed to straight or bisexual women.
2. A girl who is willing to engage in sexual activities often and with several different people. This term is generally only directed to straight or bisexual women.
1. I f**ked that hoe about a week ago. She was so wet after that.
2. Jenny is such a hoe. She gave Johnny, Dave, Wayne, Cody, and Henrie bl*wjobs all in one week.
2. Jenny is such a hoe. She gave Johnny, Dave, Wayne, Cody, and Henrie bl*wjobs all in one week.
by T-Soape March 27, 2015
 Get the Hoemug.
Get the Hoemug. 1. A woman who is constantly on every guys dick
2. Flirts with every guy she sees in eye sight
3. Gets in between him or hers relationship
4. Loosely with her body
5. Throws herself on me
2. Flirts with every guy she sees in eye sight
3. Gets in between him or hers relationship
4. Loosely with her body
5. Throws herself on me
by Dont be a hoe May 8, 2016
 Get the Hoemug.
Get the Hoemug. by connie donnie September 14, 2017
 Get the hoemug.
Get the hoemug.