Penis

It's what knocks a woman up.

I should've wrapped my penis up with Trojan.

by realdude91 September 27, 2013

Penis

a mans private part which they really like.

That is one small penis dude! even mine is bigger!

by Edgepoo March 27, 2015

penis

One part of what makes a man, a man.

"To be a man you must have HONOR and a PENIS~" - Shin-chan

by Shuinoshina April 20, 2008

Penis

A sexy anotmoy in which it feels good to rub, beat, shove up an ass, shove in a female anotmoy, and to suck usually involved in sexual activity or to shit with

Mary:"Can I suck your penis?"
Louis: "of course."
Mary:::slurp slurp::
Lousi: "thats the spirit!"

by jfhguihgkldsmfki June 28, 2006

Penis

A penis is like a male lollypop, you can suck on it, and also stick it in some holes.It's the mightyest thing a man has.

She sucked my penis yesterday.

by inf1nity May 14, 2008

penis

god gave man a brain and penis and only enough blood to use one at a time.

IamTheMastaKilla: enough about the penis talk
IamTheMastaKilla: its making me all hot and bothered
HarmlessDarkness: really, because it's making us laugh in amusement
HarmlessDarkness: and scorn
IamTheMastaKilla: ok i was jokinh
HarmlessDarkness: aww we're not
IamTheMastaKilla: penis talk doesnt make me all hot and bothered
HarmlessDarkness: penis?

by Lucy Clarymontberg December 14, 2003

penis

a yummy,sexy,beautiful,spitting cobra that makes me so horny!

i want to suck your penis

by pube September 19, 2003