Norwegian ice cap

Where you get a ice cube and insert it into the head of your penis before ejaculation. Then you must cum it out into a mouth of a person who is speaking getman

Dude in I was at the strip pub and I met this chick named Ana so I gave her a Norwegian ice cap cold nazi dick cum snocone german pain insert

by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016

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Norwegian Bell Thrust

When you make the white bitch legally intoxicated so you can bend her over in front of your annoying coworker.

“Aye bro, you got the alc? I’m tryna Norwegian Bell Thrust fyneshit in front of this annoying twink.”

“Yeah bro, I got you.”

“Bet bro.”

by Rosa Parks is the goat March 25, 2025

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Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

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Norwegian joy

When a 6'5 Scandinavian sticks an icicle up your butt

I wanted sex but he insisted on a Norwegian Joy.

by Waltham56 August 8, 2023

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Norwegian Pickle Jar

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.

Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.

by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

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