A total idiot (he says himself) who is very tall and very dumb he is obsessed with basketball like how a 5-year-old girl is obsessed with her Barbies.
He acts like he is in on drugs ( he probably is ) NO girls actually like him which Is very reasonable.
He acts like he is in on drugs ( he probably is ) NO girls actually like him which Is very reasonable.
by beanstalkbecker June 06, 2022
If you ever tried to date Nolan, it’s a very bad idea because he will turn his back on you and stab you in the back and then the face and then he’ll eat your spleen He’s the most ugliest guy in the world. He’s a fem boy he’s gay and has a big nose.we hate that guy
by Funnygoat10001 November 06, 2022
He is mixed race, with pretty hair. He is passionate, outgoing, sociable, and intelligent. He is emotionally intelligent as well as book-smart. He has dumb moments, though <3. Not good with grammar, witty. Passionate about wars, especially world war II. history is his subject. He is passionate about his friends and is somewhat of a people-pleaser. He loves making people laugh, especially people he respects. He cares what everyone thinks of him, and is nice to everyone. He values intelligence and emotional connections. He is physically quite buff and cares about his body. Everyone likes him. When he walks in, you feel it. Liked by men and women. He is the leader of the pack. A wolf. A Capricorn. He wears black and chains. He loves sports and baseball. A romantic, though he tries to hide it, he secretly loves romance. Will ask you to dance. Has a constant smirk on his face. Cute dimples. Everyone who meets him is charmed.
But what everyone likes about him so much is that he's a kind person. He's nice to everyone, despite his good looks and hypnotic charisma. He draws you in. He is witty. He laughs a lot and smiles a lot. When he looks in your eyes, it feels like he's looking through you. He doesn't look away. He is strong. He is cute and knows how to make me laugh.
But what everyone likes about him so much is that he's a kind person. He's nice to everyone, despite his good looks and hypnotic charisma. He draws you in. He is witty. He laughs a lot and smiles a lot. When he looks in your eyes, it feels like he's looking through you. He doesn't look away. He is strong. He is cute and knows how to make me laugh.
Omg, that guy that just smiled at me is such a Nolan. I feel like my heart is melting.
He is so cute and funny, he must be a Nolan. :)
I want a boyfriend like Nolan.
He is so cute and funny, he must be a Nolan. :)
I want a boyfriend like Nolan.
by rosewater69 April 03, 2022
He usually being a backseat gamer whenever we play any games and blames always on teammate if he dies.
Nolan: YOOOOOOOOOOO ZEAAAANNN UR SO BAAADDD
Zean: YO STFU, LET ME PLAY
*Nolan starts sucking his cock*
Zean: YO STFU, LET ME PLAY
*Nolan starts sucking his cock*
by RIP-DAT-PUSSY AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY July 25, 2021
A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.
Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.
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