neven

An all around party animal and heavy drinker, can drink anyone under the table and is the life of the party, everyone loves him.

Ex: That kid is an all round neven, fucking champ

by CaptainSlap Nuts October 6, 2009

I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.

"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."

by The Professor July 11, 2004

Never-nude

An obsessive-compulsive disorder similar to gymnophobia, which makes it very difficult for the sufferer to be naked. Many cope by always wearing short-cutoff jeans under their underwear, even in the shower. It sounds made up, but they are in fact real and hold yearly conventions and have meetings.

From the time never-nudism was identified in the early 1980s to 2018, there is an estimated 52 of them worldwide.

Guy 1: Dude, did you know Cruncher's girl has never seen him naked? They've been dating for two years, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Oh shit, you didn't know? Yeah, Cruncher's a never-nude.

by Red John's Friend October 8, 2019

Screenshot or it never happened

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.

fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

by bangfish September 22, 2009

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

by les misanthrope November 27, 2012

Nevada-Tan

A badass little girl who stood up for herself and killed her classmate bully and later on became a meme on the interwebz.

Nevada-Tan made the internet LOL.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh February 13, 2022

You'll never

-a phrase, commonly used by people who are followed by creepers, in an attempt to divert them away.

Mike: Hey ladies.

Woman: Don't bother. You'll never.

Mike: She wants me.

by Creeping always January 31, 2008