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Cock Murphy

1. cock rubbing. either intended to jerk off the owner of such a cock or to send them into a frenzy of sexuality where they hump the first object they can find until they have satisfied their cock.

2. A very hard hit. someone just gets laid out like none other.
1. sydney was rubbing alex, but then he got excitied and jumped on her and humped her butt. she took him to court for rape but the judge was like 'hell no you're just a cock murphy whore'

2. stegs took a cock murphy so hard that he couldnt walk right for days
by Humey January 2, 2009
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Eddie Murphy Syndrome

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(vb) to make great movies that are funny in the beginning of your career, then slowly whore yourself out to any studio willing to pay you money to make anything. Often includes dressing as a woman and/or obese person.
In 1994, the actor Eddie Murphy, was diagnosed with Eddie Murphy Syndrome. During the 1990's the disease became so debilitating that he soon was only capable of making sequels and movies for children. After a long battle with EMS in the early 2000's, he slowly began showing signs of recovery after having two life threatening breakouts in 2003 and again in 2007.

1983 Trading Places
1984 Beverly Hills Cop
1987 Beverly Hills Cop II
1988 Coming to America

1996 The Nutty Professor
1998 Doctor Dolittle
2000 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
2001 Shrek
2003 Daddy Day Care
2007 Norbit
by nupr October 10, 2012
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Ryan Murphy

The biggest fucking troll on the planet. AKA the creator of Glee, American Horror Story and Nip/Tuck. Likes to fuck with the minds of impressionable youth everywhere. Dangles happiness like a carrot in front of people's mouths and yank it back at the last second. Is the crusher of hopes and dreams. (see not giving screen time to people, not giving ships a chance to sail. Not giving us a Kurt/Rachel spin off)

The type of man you want to to punch in the face and thank at the same time. Preferably punching really hard.

Could also be seen as a life ruiner.
"Ryan Murphy is such a fucking troll."
"Why"
"He gave us the carrot of a Kurt and Rachel spin off and then yanked it away like the asshole he is."
by Ryan Murphy Life Ruiner December 16, 2011
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Mrs Murphy's law

Murphy's law with a twist.

Anything that can go wrong, will; at the worst possible moment.
An example of Mrs Murphy's law:
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.

Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
by xxbuffyfreakxx January 14, 2009
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Marie Murphy

Student: “Marie Murphy is so much better than those WJHS pigs”
Mr Gravagna (throwing chair): “THIS CHAIR IS A GAS!!!”
by Awfuilmbvfdddtyyy January 15, 2022
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Brayden Murphy

A man on the Victor Swim Team that has a big dick. It’s so big that it touches the toilet water.
by Hartman_Noah October 12, 2018
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Mr.Murphy

Mr.Murphy is such a god because he can teach class beter than any teacher.
by aleanhdcghdb December 3, 2019
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