Thot McChicken

An egotistical guy who works at McDonalds

Jasmine: Andy’s being a bitch again.
Jackie: Well sis, he IS a Thot McChicken..

by its_jasminaa May 23, 2019

Hulk machine

Any green vehicle going past 90 mph at any given moment

Bruh, that hulk machine almost hit us. What a beast.

by Hulkmachineman September 24, 2019

Washing machine.

For washing clothes

Washing machine.

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 4, 2020

Claw Machine Addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until a Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters that you keep giving them.

Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

Wein-Machine

A term of endearment used to describe a partner that employs the male sexual apparatus in unison with other appendages and patterns of movement intended to produce a satisfying sexual experience for the recipient.

After a supererogatory sexual experience Heather fondly assigned Kyle as “Wein-Machine” in her DMs.

by Karen&KyleKoss March 18, 2021

Scottish Time Machine

Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.

"Joe you were nuts last night!"

"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."

"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"

Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."

by jdubs319 April 17, 2011

Iraqi Time-Machine

Sleeping as much as possible to pass time so as to avoid a bad situation.

Originated from US Marines stationed in Iraq.

Man, fuck this place. If you need me, I'll be using the Iraqi time-machine. Wake me when it's time to go home.

by SomeDude0311 October 11, 2011