moist men

Men that constantly out lotion or other moisterizer on there hands arms and other parts of there body. Manly at work but at home also

Joe and guy are always puting lotion on their hands they are a couple of moist men

by mikebdrx1 April 11, 2008

Moist Tofu

The act of a man sticking tofu in a womens vagina while proceeding to have sex with her causing moist white cheese to secrete from her vagina.

Last night Krista asked for me to do the moist tofu with her.

by poodlewipp999 March 7, 2011

Moist Armpit

When one ejaculate into a fat person's armpit. Then the person will lay their arm by their side until the semen dries. Finally the person will attempt to lift the arm, ripping the skin while blood mixes with the semen. Image resembles a strawberry shortcake and the outcome is very tasty.

Josh- Sup man, how have things with your family been going?
Andy- Not so hot dude, my mom still can't move her arm since my giant fag of a brother Evan Moist Armpited her.
Josh- Wow that blows, but is also FUCKING AWESOME!

by ARBurgesss January 24, 2013

moist hole

The hole of your penis directly after masturbating.

Jimmy was scared of changing in the locker room because he was afraid people would discover his moist hole.

by D_erds May 26, 2017

moist steamboat

When you get busy in a confined space, with little to no ventilation.

"Man, fucking in that small car was like a moist steamboat"

by ch0da1920 September 19, 2013

Moist Queef

(abbrev. MQ) a queef (expulsion of vaginal gases during coitus) that often comes with vaginal juices.

"hey, did you tap that last night?"

"yeah, but she MQ'd (moist queef-ed) on me -_-"

by Annabella McFagatron August 22, 2011

moist clam

to tie a string to your dick and the other side of the string to a loose tooth... then the man flexes his dick to pull the string to pull out the tooth

I couldn't find a door to use to get my loose tooth out, so i asked my boy friend to pull a moist clam to get it out

by Christian Jesus Thomas November 17, 2006