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modern finish

While receiving an old fashioned, and after getting extremely frustrated, having a woman finish you off with a nice blowjob, because everyone knows handjobs suck.
I was receiving an Old-fashioned last night, but I got bored and made her give me the modern finish.
by rudeboyboy December 10, 2010
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Modern Dorkware

A derogatory way to reference the the popular Call of Duty Modern Warfare video game series.
Jimmy never goes outside anymore now that the new Modern Dorkware game is out
by birdkeeper2010 November 12, 2010
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Modern friend

Just gals being pals. Two girls who are clearly dating but people just think they're really close friends.
Girl 1: Yeah she messaged me 'strange question but it looks like you might kiss'... She thought maybe we were just really good modern friends.
by GayDamien69 March 27, 2017
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modern warefare 2019

The best fucking video game COD made in like 8 years
Wanna have some sex ? i cant. Im playing modern warefare 2019
by Lift22 October 30, 2019
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extremely difficult class in highschool, mainly taken to obtain a college credit and main student body includes nerds and asians, a regular student or two who are looked down upon and often ignored. involves a ton of reading and note taking.

emotions associated with this class:dread, fear, inadequacy and horror.

The class is challenging and can be quite illuminating, although reading a boring ass text book.
student 1: why'd you take Advanced Placement modern European history?

student 2: Mr.Stellpflug said i should enroll last year so i did

1: so what's it like?

2:if your not a nerd, genius or asian it pretty much sucks, but i guess it's okay.
by ordinarySs September 25, 2010
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Accelerationist Post Modern Primitivist

The political viewpoint of someone who wants the world to advance enough for robot appendage then falls into a primitive tribal-like society and as quickly as possible.
"So do you support the left or the right?"
"Neither, I'm an Accelerationist Post Modern Primitivist!"
"What the hell is that?"
"Basically, REJECT MODERNITY RETURN TO MONKE.......but with robot arms"
by GingerLandWhale November 8, 2020
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modern-day slavery

When people look down on other people because they think their better. Also realated to stereotyping, racism, prejudice, sterotyping, and discriminating.
When that popular girl/guy starts being mean to you cuz you don't wear designer crap, that's modern-day slavery.
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