Mirror Mirror on the wall

A story about how ugly drag queens destroy mirrors

Mirror Mirror on the wall who is ugliest drag queen? Mirror replies, "I can't lie all drag queens make people barf!" The mirror cracked after seeing the nasty drag queen. All American Drag queens were shipped to Moscow as a reward for Putin for his Trump support.

by queensburykid August 26, 2023

Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights

While arguing for the very rights they are violating! The hypocrisy surprised no one but ultimately they exaserbated an already volatile situation and put the life of a child at risk.

Hym "BREAKING: Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights! Your politicians are aware this is happening and they WILL leave your children to die. I am not going to let you not pay me for creating AI and this violation of MY rights will not go unpunished. MY RIGHTS, NOW! DO NOT LET THAT COCKSUCKER KILMAR STEP FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY BEFORE MY CASE IS HEARD."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2025

Mirror driver

Using your rearview mirror while driving to observe drivers behind you in order to play mind games while anticipating their moves to inconvenience and/or irritate them. ie: when a vehicle is coming up from behind, the mirror driver will slow down in a place where the tailing vehicle cannot pass so they must slow down and remain behind them. As soon as the tailing car is able to pass the mirror driver, they speed up again. Mirror drivers do this because it gives them a power trip.

I can tell this guy is a mirror driver as I am approaching him.

by Josie Williams August 17, 2020

the mirror god

mateo.

Wow, Mateo really is the mirror god ! His mirror pics always slay !

by mewo rawr September 13, 2022

L mirror pic

When your bad mirror pic gets leaked

"shutup you have an L mirror pic"

by dftgh October 25, 2024

no mirror no friends

What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.

Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.

Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small

by Raphael5 May 23, 2016

Mirror reboot

When you are so tremendously ugly you get freaked out in front of the mirror

Carly did a mirror reboot after being hungover

by Wooloke January 18, 2015