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Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta

Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
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Miese

it's definition is a bit ambiguous, the word has no set definition but is used to shun and bag others

The word's definition is variable depending on its context and to whom it is directed

Possible meanings: disgrace, fat mess, loser... etc.
What a miese!

You're such a miese!

Huge Miese!
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Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mi

1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
Baby, I got the best three-oh-three sa-la-mi that you'll find in the big nutty!
by Nutty Pirate Peaches December 14, 2008
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Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI

The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
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miese

means bitch, originated from ESO, east side oakland, kalifornia
You a miese nigga...
by Negra April 6, 2004
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Mi Suk

A nasty boss ass bitch. A woman with no boundaries (has no limit).
Person A: Damn you're so nasty today what happened?
Person B: I just spent some time with Mi Suk.
by AngryBaeks August 23, 2016
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mi fim

someone who is smart and very intelligent
by mi fim August 7, 2021
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