Meth and cocaine put together

When something is so awesome, there is no word or phrase but this one to describe the awesomeness of the 'thing'

"Guy 1: Did you see the new episode of Spongebob last night?"
"Guy 2: Yeah man, it was like meth and cocaine put together!"

by Brickyjinx September 29, 2013

Crystal Meth Train

•noun- A top secret cargo train that only travels between the hours of 0000 and 0300. It's a liberal train that carries meth, spice, and fentanyl, and people sprinkle it out on to everything as the train passes. They also pick up drug lords and heroin/fentanyl czars from the Southern border, and distribute them to Seattle, Chicago, New York, and Tampa. It's also said that when the train makes stops briefly, that suddenly all these holes open in the train cars, and peers flop out to satisfy glory hole enthusiasts who are usually awake during those hours and are on xtasy.

Helen: "Honey, wake up I hear an odd train sound passing!"

Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."

by PEEN SWATTER September 5, 2021

Alaska's crystal meth capital

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.

"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

by saneremu October 30, 2008

methlawhoma(meth-law-homa)

they shady five-eighty (580)
lawton, oklahoma

driver---"where ya headed?"
hitchhiker---"lawton oklahoma...ya know it?"
driver---"methlawhoma(meth-law-homa)!! Hellsya jump on in!!!

by willylast October 26, 2020

meth swamp pedo whore

A cross between every kind of wrong a woman could be.

Did you see my Ex's new Karma punishment? She is a new breed we are deeming Meth swamp pedo whore.

by Starcitychild September 12, 2017

Smoke Meth & Hail Satan

An over exaggeration of ones life during ridicule. Not necessarily meaning one will, "Smoke Meth & Hail Satan".

Roger: "Kicked out of college, a DUI and fired from your job? What are you going to do now?!"
George: "Smoke Meth & Hail Satan."

by Bravo2734 May 12, 2014

the difference between math and meth

One is fun, and the other isn't. Math is not very fun...

Baby Liza Koshy: The difference between math and meth is that one is fun and the other isn't.
Liza Koshy: Yep.
Baby Liza Koshy: Math is not very fun.
Liza Koshy: Wait wut?

by DunkleSans May 18, 2018