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fire melon 

One who is gay but does not admit to it, as well as having a fetish for girls under the age of 13. Although this may sound like a contridiction I believe he enjoys young, physically undeveloped girls because they still appear unisexed. See also cornbread.
Christoper Aron Hill is a real fire melon!
fire melon by Caleigh R January 13, 2006

melon head 

somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!
grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
:)
melon head by reggaemuffin March 11, 2007

melon dive

To run full speed head first into an unexpecting set of breasts.
Gina has huge boobs, she is a perfect candidate for the melon dive.
melon dive by Tune September 1, 2004

Melon Head 

Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.
Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!
Melon Head by 00jace no.2 November 4, 2013
A fruity, easy-to-drink cocktail made from melon liqueur, vodka, and pineapple juice. Traditionally served in a tall glass, but bars and clubs often serve them as high-profit, low alcohol shooters paraded around on a tray by a waitress whose attractiveness increases steadily as the night wears on.
Boilermakers? No no, my friend. You're too lightweight for that, better stick to the melonballs or ginger ale.
melonball by AnthemOne July 2, 2006

melonsexual

Soneone who is so comfortable with their own sexuality they feel right at home with the "wiggly watermelons" one of the most accepting spaces on live stream platforms
Im not just gay or bi, im a melonsexual
melonsexual by WardOffDemons June 4, 2022