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melissa

melissa a girl that is thick strong superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pretty and like lightskin mist skin boy
melissa mean bee and a girl that is named melissa will never broke up whit here boyfrends melissa is a kiper
by hortencen July 7, 2020
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Melissa

Someone that takes time to get to know them fully, but when you do, you won't regret it. Someone who you will love only for her personality and vibes. Someone who laughs with you and at you, but mostly with you. Someone who you won't ever regret meeting. Someone who's kinda evil, but its ok because you still love them. Someone who, even through the tough times, will still love you. :)
Hey look at Melissa over there. She is awesome
by afreakinpieceofcheese November 21, 2021
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melissa & tom

by me&you2016 October 7, 2016
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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
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Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication
“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend
by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025
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