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manitate

the male form of meditation. usually with bros and brews
Men manitate on sundays watching football and drinking beer
by hiveboss September 19, 2009
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Maint

A male human passing out but not due to the consumption of alcohol. Similar to "fainting" but men are not allowed to faint, they must maint.
I hit my elbow on the corner and ended up mainting.
-or-
I didn't faint jackass...men cannot faint, I mainted.
by Cheeseheads October 10, 2008
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Mahitmal

he makes cool minecraft videos
hey have you seen mahitmal's new video?
by Mahitmal February 1, 2021
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manitoba blood family

L.A. Bloods incarerated inside Stoney Mountian Penitentiary start a new Bloodset in 2000 called MBF to fight back against rivals such as Crips and Indian Posse but soon turned their attention to the Manitoba Warriors as their arch rival.
damn i got beat up by those mbf's for wearing all black, manitoba blood family hate blackflaggs dude.
by AboriginalGangExpert December 22, 2015
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Magnito

A female super villain. She is ultra smart and super sexy, though she has one hidden weakness; terrible coordination. Her love of the house in the Ironman movie caused her to build her own decked out fortress atop a hill overlooking Washington DC. She is in a constant struggle for power with her arch nemesis (and secret lover), Dr. Chaos, but hopes to eventually triumph take over the entire universe.
You win this one... Magnito!
by shananafoofoo March 5, 2009
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Manitoba Wheezy

A female lies down on her back as the male sits on her trachea, this creates the "wheeze" While this is occurring the female is sucking the males testicles, and then following ejaculation into the female eyes the male must urinate in the females mouth.
"Dude i totally gave Alyssa a Manitoba Wheezy last night."
by andrewjonnyjoshbrendan October 3, 2008
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venom spitting manitie

a non demesticated manitie that still has its front fang
the fang is used to sink boats and kill people it mostly hunts for cubans or homo emo kids it also enjoys the tast of gressed up italins also if injested can lead to death of srinkige of your penis
(rob)holy shit tom!!!!
(tom)what
(Rob) it is one of those god damm venom spitting manities
(tom) Quick run run towrd the hills!!!
(rob) We are on a boat dumbass
(tom) Well then i think it is safe to say we are screwed
(rob) yes tom yes we are
by chrissss2212 May 13, 2010
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