1 definition by Cheeseheads

Top Definition
A male human passing out but not due to the consumption of alcohol. Similar to "fainting" but men are not allowed to faint, they must maint.
I hit my elbow on the corner and ended up mainting.
-or-
I didn't faint jackass...men cannot faint, I mainted.
by Cheeseheads August 14, 2008
Mug icon
Buy a Maint mug!