Definitions by Cheeseheads

Maint 

A male human passing out but not due to the consumption of alcohol. Similar to "fainting" but men are not allowed to faint, they must maint.

I hit my elbow on the corner and ended up mainting.
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I didn't faint jackass...men cannot faint, I mainted.

Maint by Cheeseheads October 10, 2008