bald mango

If someone is getting on your nerves and you don’t want to cuss them off, you call them a “bald mango.” This term first originated from “Hamilton in a nutshell act 1” when Hamilton called Gorge Washington a bald mango.

Your friend Joe keeps stealing your pencil. Since you are a child of Jesus you don’t want to cuss him off so you turn around and say: “Joe, stop being so annoying you bald mango”

Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”

by Ugly peach May 31, 2018

sucked mango

Mock Hawk, Faux hawk hairstyle, resembling a sucked mango

Those fun boys all have the same, shitty sucked mango haircuts

by The_House May 6, 2008

Wet Mango

The secretion of bodily fluids in the vaginal area when a girl is turned on by men or women alike.

Whenever Cyrstal saw burley surfers with tatoos, she couldnt help but get a wet mango.

by Cherie Jose August 14, 2009

Flanking the mango

A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.

I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.

by kables June 9, 2005

Mr.Mango

Someone who enjoys giving free money and is the god of wealth, was born from a tree and became a man because of god. He gives back to the community with money

Mr.Mango do be helping out Bread Mafia

by ThickLoliDragon October 26, 2020

To finesse a mango

Skilfully slicing a mango

Mason likes to finesse a mango

by Bool123 July 16, 2018

arizona mucho mango

the best damn arizona drink out there

hey have you tried arizona mucho mango
yes its the best flavor

by lluvdx August 15, 2021