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tour manager

One who books a tour. Someone seen on tour with bands sleeping in the van and hording the cheetos. Who looks like they live the life, but shares an apartment with a bob.
Joe thought becoming a tour manager would be easy until someone broke into the van and stole his palm pilot.
by xbreakdownx June 12, 2008
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Mangere Bridge Boys

Infamous South Auckland gang located near the Mangere Bridge
Fuck those Mangere Bridge Boys are bloodthristy. Don't mess wit them
by Deshawn shawty March 3, 2011
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Task Manager Lag

The Task Manager Lag comes about when the user is trying to shut a program down in one of the versions of Microsoft Windows. The Task Manager, which can be accessed by moving the Mouse-Pointer to the Taskbar at the Bottom of the screen; then using the Right-Click Button on the Mouse; which then lets you can choose the (Task Manager). In "ALL" of the versions of Microsoft Windows the Task Manager has always had a very long lag time between the point where you choose to Shut the Program down; to where the program actually closes down. This Lag-Time is something Microsoft just seems unable, or unwilling to correct.
Real Player is such junk! And every time I go to shut it down, the Task Manager Lag can be easily a minute! In over 15 years Microsoft still hasn't been able to fix this giant problem!
by the2ndflood September 28, 2008
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manager stick

A small plastic stick that upper management will carry around if they work in a job that requires a lot of cleaning/janitorial work. The stick is ineffective but looks impressive. They only can use it to grab small pieces of trash. Much less useful than a broom or a dustpan.

It is a way for upper management to claim they are "working with the employees" but doesn't make them do much work.
When I see the general manager wielding his manager stick, I wonder how many other people can see through the facade.
by Downvoting Victim November 4, 2012
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Managering

The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.

People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.

While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
Example 1

Employee: You called me over here sir?

Manager: I need you to clean up this spill

Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.

Example 2

Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.

Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?

Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.

Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.

Mom: ...

Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
by Clowninator69 June 18, 2022
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Managories

He fits in the antisocial of managories.

That guy is def a jock in the managories.
Ohh hes the hottest of managories.
by Rachie doodlez July 30, 2022
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Menagerie

That dude dug a hole so deep he literally couldn't get out of it!

Yeah, that's quite a menagerie.
by MangoLeafs March 15, 2023
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