One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.
John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.
by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010
Get the The Vending Machinemug. A lady who has no shame and is happy to be treated as a filthy sex object. Every hole is a goal! You wouldn't touch it unless you were really smashed, then would regret it in the morning.
by Stealth Shagger October 9, 2008
Get the Whore-Machinemug. The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night
by very_ape January 18, 2006
Get the gash machinemug. a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of
by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021
Get the marmite machinemug. by missohnfl January 11, 2011
Get the snatch machinemug. by Isaioh November 27, 2019
Get the Sex Machinemug. This is the act of when a persons dick is yanked downward and they shit all over the floor, similiar to a slot machine jackpot.
by DJJANGOFETT January 16, 2018
Get the Slot Machinemug.