One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.
John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.
by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010
Get the The Vending Machinemug. A lady who has no shame and is happy to be treated as a filthy sex object. Every hole is a goal! You wouldn't touch it unless you were really smashed, then would regret it in the morning.
by Stealth Shagger October 9, 2008
Get the Whore-Machinemug. The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night
by very_ape January 18, 2006
Get the gash machinemug. For example Paul put a new fox racing sticker on his ford lightning.
“Dang look at that fox machine!”
“Dang look at that fox machine!”
by Murdza October 25, 2017
Get the fox machinemug. A derogatory (but accurate) term used to refer to "generative AI" like ChatGPT, referring to the tendency of such programs to "hallucinate" invalid information and present it as truth.
"Yo did you hear that Google is adding generative AI to their voice assistant?"
"Wow, I can talk to the hallucination machine! What an innovation!"
"Wow, I can talk to the hallucination machine! What an innovation!"
by _Colonial_ October 9, 2023
Get the Hallucination Machinemug. Someone you know that fucks every living specemin. Someone with a gigantic cock. If you know a moreen you know your place in society, bent over with his extreamky deadly cock down you arsehole.
by Momo456 December 12, 2018
Get the Moreen Machinemug. by scopophobicc August 23, 2021
Get the marcus machinemug.