Invented in 2007 by a group of co-workers from the western Chicago Suburb of Wood Dale, IL, Mustache De Mayo is often abbreviated to "MDM". Mustache De Mayo is a celebration of May 5th by proudly displaying hair on your upper lip for just one day. To achieve the maximum unveiling of the mustache, a full beard or goatee must be grown in advance. Most often than not the MDM participant will create a persona and dress up in a fashion that suits the "stache".
by EpiSCOPE May 5, 2010
Get the Mustache De Mayomug. A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".
Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.
by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003
Get the my first mustachemug. Jim: "I'm going to have another shot."
Brock: "Okay, but if you pass out I'll bleach your mustache."
Brock: "Okay, but if you pass out I'll bleach your mustache."
by AbNb June 12, 2013
Get the Bleach your mustachemug. Being on the recieving end of a St. Albans Snickers
by Dorkus Vermontus October 15, 2008
Get the Green Mountain Mustachemug. When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.
If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011
Get the Cockstache (Cock Mustache)mug. This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)
by TJStoner September 7, 2007
Get the don't touch the mustachemug. Most cops seem to believe they will get more respect if they grow a "Law Enforcement Mustache." It's a great accessory to wrap-around and/or Top Gun style sunglasses.
When you see the Law Enforcement Mustache, you know to stop playing around.
The Law Enforcement Mustache is not to be confused with the "Football Coach Mustache."
When you see the Law Enforcement Mustache, you know to stop playing around.
The Law Enforcement Mustache is not to be confused with the "Football Coach Mustache."
"Damn Tommy, I don't think we're going to get away with a warning because the trooper that pulled us over has a Law Enforcement Mustache."
by Man Dreaming Butterfly February 1, 2004
Get the Law Enforcement Mustachemug.