Lizard People

Those who willfully or knowingly operate in the world using the lowest order and least evolved brain function. Generally disregarding rational thought and cooperative mammalian society in preference of self-centered survival and base pleasure seeking.

Even though they call for party unity and a strong America, the GOP and it's supporters are actually rugged individualist lizard people who reject an equal and collectively free society.

"That's right I'm an individual who can survive all on my own; it's a free country so I'll do what I want - I'm a lizard person!"

by Earble August 7, 2021

the lizard king

The nickname of the late great Jim Morrison, referencing his large genitalia.

Jim Morrison is and always will be the lizard king.

by laughlovefuck September 5, 2008

lizard wizard

An effeminate, pubescent homosexual male noted for granting sexual favours to his straight class mates. Also may carry a wand or cloak of office.

Oh man Jimmy was sucking Carl's dick in the back of the locker room earlier. He's such a fucking lizard wizard.

by Slagbard June 1, 2019

Muddy Lizard

A flaccid penis after finishing anal sex. "muddy" because it's got shit all over it.

1- "Damn dude looks like you got a muddy lizard"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"

by LadiesAndGentlemen July 7, 2012

lizard bitch

A female V or Visitor, on the original and new TV show "V". Definitely not a Fifth Columnist.

We have to wait until at least November to see what the lizard bitch Ana does with the Earth!

by pentozali July 7, 2010

lizard sleeve

Much like a wizard sleeve, this dangly vagina is rough and scaly- resembling a reptile.

"Ack! This bitch is attacking me with her lizard sleeve!"

Much to Ben's surprise, that very sweet stripper is sporting a serious lizard sleeve.

Girl 1: "This is normal right?"
Guy 1: "Aw hell naw bitch get that lizard sleeve out mah house!

by Nictoria January 15, 2014

Lot Lizard

A common truck stop prostitute. A male or female who sells themselves at a truck stop for a ride to the next city

Josh is constantly on his CB to hunt for the best lot lizards in Texas

by RackerBurn January 21, 2014