Liberty Syndrome

(n.) 1. a syndrome where the affected, primarily a human of the male gender, puts a lift kit on a Jeep Liberty and then begins to compulsivley brag about it everyday; the affected often turns into a transvestite after the first 5 weeks

2. the art of chubbychasing

1. After lifting his Liberty, Miguel contracted the Liberty Syndrome and began to talk about his Liberty to his friends everyday until he got punched in the face.

2. After lifting his Liberty, Miguel could finally do his whale of a girlfriend inside without breaking the axles.

by pappabear, pappabear, come in May 17, 2011

liberty bell

When an elderly man robocops a woman, then strikes the bucket with his cane while it rests on the woman's head.

Becky's ears were ringing for a week after Herbert liberty belled her.

by Super G February 29, 2008

Liberty High

The worst highschool in Bakersfeild. Every single kid in that school is rich. The few who arent will suffer through 4 years of hell in this shit hole of wanna be white gangstas and the ugliest whores in town. Every single guy is either some butt ugly white gangsta or only wants to date the whores. Most of the girls are bulimic whores who started giving handjobs at the age of 11. Most of them stick their heads in toilet bowls after every meal, so they have no tits or ass, except for the ones who convinced daddy to get them some plastic surgery. If you dont have a perfect face or dont have the skin tone of a carrot then you will be looked down upon by every bitch in the school. If there is one single thing different about you, everybody will hate your ass. There is absolutely NO diversity in this school, besides for the maybe 5% of foster kids and nerds. There is no such thing as emo, goth, skater, or punk. Everyone is either a prep or a white gangsta. Everyone in this school is so rich they live in mansions, wear $500 clothes, and will only listen to music through their beats headphones. If you dont have all these, you are a weirdo, loser, etc. and none of these perfect little assholes will like you.

Lived in rosedale for 2 years, went to Liberty High, worst time of my life.

by XxblackbirdxX October 29, 2012

Libertarian

Someone who believes in individual liberty as a political principle. Libertarians want a small government that focuses on protecting individual rights and little else. They believe the government should have no role in social matters (gay marriage, for example) and business matters (regulations on businesses such as licensing and minimum wage laws). They want fewer wars and less political corruption, and a greatly reduced welfare state. They believe that this arrangement is both moral (because individual rights are paramount) and practical (because free markets lead to more diversity and wealth).

Penn Gilette and Drew Carey are libertarians.

by FreeAfter20 November 2, 2017

Internet Libertarian

A highly developed political philosophy who does not confuse emotional solutions with rational solutions.

Internet Liberal: "I hate the Patriot Act, so I want to invest more power in the government to tax people and get money to fund the Patriot Act."

Internet Libertarian: "What?"

by JohnnyLightwave May 29, 2011

Lambert

the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?
Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.

Lambert is so fuckin cute, he saved his sheep mommy from danger!

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

Statue of Liberty

The Statue of Liberty is a sexual position in which the woman bends over in front of the man and he penetrates her either vaginally or anally. The key factor in "The Statue of Liberty" is that the man must hold a Coors Light in his right hand and raise it above his head as if it were a torch. The man can also pretend to be holding a book in his left hand but this isn't necessary as the left hand can be used for more enjoyable things such as spanking.

Dude, I took that chick home last night and I totally did The Statue of Liberty to her.

by Dfye April 16, 2007