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Liam

The most beta name out there. Also a name for the king of simps.
Pshh, look over there, it's Liam.
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Liam is a crackhead, stay away from him.
Friend 1“Fun fact, Liam is currently 100 meters away and approaching fast. Run.”

Friend 2“what”
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Liam:hi
Person:oh shit run its the gay whiteboy
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Liam is a fat retard who likes a good dick in the arse.
Liam is such an idiot
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A state of body and mind manifested by an acute loss of all basic motor skills, confusion and delirium, sedation and mild aggression.

It occurs in people with a blood alcohol concentration of over 400mg/dL that do not show signs of respiratory failure or coma that are usually attributed with such an intoxication.

Treating someone who is Liam'ed should be done so with caution due to unpredictable behaviour and an absence of any form of reasonable communication. It is advised that removing the source of alcohol will prevent the symptoms becoming worse. It is also preferable to lock the subject in a padded room on his own with nothing but marijuana and a boxset in order for the alcohol level to return to manageable levels and reduce the risk of harm to other members of the public.
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by J Meredith October 3, 2012
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Liams are almost always redheaded vegans who fart a lot and blame Obama for inflation. Liams have bad hygiene and usually sit at the day 2 table during lunch, watching people play magic. Liams are obsessed with potatoes, and are usually sloppy procrastinators. They should not be judged, though, because they have a very high intelligence and pain threshold. Do remember that Nicola Tesla was a genius who also didn't sleep and was a virgin for life.
Max: Ill swing for 3 damage in the air...
Liam: Oh hai! Obama caused inflation I don't know why but blah blah blah...
Max: Oh no! he farted! RUN!!!!!!!!!
by DubstepKilledPop June 3, 2014
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