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poof landing strip

A very nappy, coarse, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. Preferably women. Similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the Brazilian wax.
guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.
by hankypankydoingthestankylegg January 21, 2010
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Jack The Laddin' It

Jack The Laddin' It; Is where a man or a woman don't want any commitment from any physical partner, they just want to have sex. It is an entirely respectable thing to employ in your life, I personally believe everybody should be Jack The Laddin' It at some point in their lives.
Steve you need to get out there with me and start "Jack The Laddin' It", mate. There's an oasis of snatch waiting for us out there on the Dance Floor!
by 90percentwater August 7, 2011
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Rockstar Landing

The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. To quantify as a “Rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. To not seal the deal only quantifies as a “Pop Star” Landing.
Skeet!!! Did you see that Rockstar Landing? It looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he's just gonna get laid!
by Crazy Chris L June 21, 2005
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superhero landing

Su·per·he·ro Lan·ding
/verb
The sexual act of throwing your partner into the air, and catching their penis in your mouth (deep throat style) as they land in a Dirty Dancing-esque lift over your face.
"Sex has been boring lately, shall we spice it up a bit with the superhero landing?"
by CockGobbler3000 May 14, 2018
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laying pipe

when a girl sleeps with a guy with a large penis
Damn, I'd heard Joe be laying pipe
by Monique May 13, 2004
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landing gear

The term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a "Flange" or "Pussy" after excessive sexual intercourse.
Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.
by adam xe4 March 1, 2005
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landing pad

The darkened, areola area on a woman's breast.
Hey Joe...I just One of my girlfrend's landing pads is bigger than the other!
by Alpha Axl December 4, 2010
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